Arnold Schmakenburger makes it to ".GOVERNOR" with an overwhelming victory of no votes, as dotWORLDS (www.dotworlds.net) launches brand new domain names on the World Wide Web.
Things were not easy for Arnold Schmakenburger. He just couldn't find a catchy domain name for the earth shattering new website he planned to launch about "the secrets of his success". "There's nothing I want" he told our ace reporter Fergal Wayne, "not unless its something ridiculous like www.learnhowtobeyourownbossreallyquicklyandmakeitbig.com - or perhaps there would be if I was willing to pay $50,000 for a $35 dollar name".
Luckily for Arnold, at that precise moment Fergal's 12 year old son Bruce happened to be driving by in his new Hummer. Immediately, the young Bruce said to Arnold, "Hey you!, don't you know that today there are over 26 million .com domain names already registered. Just about everything is taken. Why don't you try www.dotworlds.net, that’s where I always go (when my mum lets me). They’re the company offering those brand new domain names, and some of them are even free. Now, almost anything is possible. Don’t limit yourself to a ".com" Grandpa, get something more meaningful and do it before someone else does. I mean where have you been all this time living on another planet?, said Bruce as he sped off knocking Arnold down and driving straight over both his legs.
Of course Arnold knew he had to take Bruce's advice. Time was of the essence. Refusing all medical care, he threw himself into the nearest shopping trolley and rolled back home. Dragging himself up the stairs to his computer, Arnold logged on the dotWORLDS' website and purchased "www .the.governor" (just before a huge film star in L.A. managed to reserve it). Now, Arnold is a bigger success than ever before and the whole town knows that he's "The Man"......and with the powerful new contacts he has made, he's going get young Bruce banned from driving for the next 50 years.
So, get with the programme and you won't be shown up by some too-smart 12 year old kid. Go to www.dotworlds.net, join the growing band of converts and get there FIRST!
dotWORLDS (www.dotworlds.net) building on the success of their Internet Communities is now giving away all their "Personality" domain names completely free to encourage more users to come aboard. Some of the totally free domain names currently on offer are ".cool", ".sexy", .genius and many more. To get these free domain names, simply visit www.dotworlds.net and select the "Personality" Radio Button for the complete list.
dotWORLDS Ltd is a UK company based in London that specializes in providing fully personalized internet domains and email addresses, offering the widest range, both free and paid, through its global infrastructure. Please see website for full details.
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